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Soft, fluffy, and dangerously delicious… The Blobs are our strawberry-glazed nightmares come to life. This pillowy donut is drenched in a glossy strawberry glaze that drips like sweet, sticky slime, bursting with bright berry flavor in every bite (Paired with Marshmallow Fluff and Sprinkles)

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Meet the Lil Monsters — a devilishly delicious horror-themed donut creeping straight out of your sweetest nightmares. Beneath their eerie glaze hides a hauntingly smooth orange and cream flavor that’s equal parts citrusy bite and creamy decadence. Each fluffy bite is packed with spooky charm, wicked sweetness, and just enough monster magic to keep you coming back for more… if you dare. (Paired with Marshmallow Fluff & Sprinkles)

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Inspired by the nightmares of Freddy Krueger, this espresso chocolate donut is for those who burn the midnight oil… or just crave something devilishly rich. A dark chocolate glaze meets a bold espresso kick, creating a flavor that’s smooth, intense, and impossible to forget. It’s the perfect treat for night owls, horror fans, and anyone who refuses to sleep on dessert. Because some cravings… never rest. (Paired with Marshmallow Fluff & Sprinkles)

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The universe’s best-tasting water, with an impeccable blend of minerals for life-affirming refreshment and supreme hydration. If you find a better tasting water, then you surely must possess some kind of dark sorcery, for there is no such thing in existence. Be gone, evil wizard! All DRINK WEIRD cans are made from infinitely-recyclable aluminum. If you want a plastic bottle, go jump into the ocean and fish one out. Each can features original art from Michael Sieben, who is easily one of the weirdest humans we’ve ever met. DRINK WEIRD is independently owned and operated, so you’re not accidentally giving your money to a huge corporation, hellbent on global destruction. Every time you drink a can of WEIRD WATER, the planet’s chakras align and three rainbows shoot out of the Earth’s core into your heart. It feels super good, kinda like a rubbing a puppy’s tummy.

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Passion Fruit is no doubt the supreme leader of the fruit pack—delicious, refreshing tropical flavor with more than double the caffeine of traditional ice teas. This is the beverage you want to grab if you’re embarking upon an epic journey to defeat dragons or pummel some evil trolls—or if you’re just thirsty and tired of drinking garbage-filled sodas. We recommend brandishing a broadsword either way, though. 160MG of natural caffeine No artificial colors or sweeteners Passion Fruit flavored with other natural flavors Certified USDA Organic Non-GMO, Vegan, and Gluten Free All DRINK WEIRD cans are made from infinitely-recyclable aluminum. Plastic bottles are bad for the environment and we kinda enjoy being alive on this planet, so we’re not down with them. - Each can features original art by Michael Sieben. He’s kinda a big deal in the Jumanji message board scene. DRINK WEIRD is independently owned and operated, so you’re not accidentally giving your money to a secret society of billionaires who drink human blood and are 40% lizard demons. It’s been said that every time you drink a can of WEIRD TEA, a lone soul surfer catches a perfect wave, rides it all the way to shore, and the planet’s chill-vibe ratio increases by 14%.

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If you find yourself constantly daydreaming of skinny dipping in a blueberry bog while sipping Yerba Mate out of an Acai-infused pomegranate, you just found your new favorite drink. With 160MG of natural caffeine per serving, this epic brew is the lightning in a can you’ve been dreaming of all your life. It might just give you the extra energy you need to finally finish spray painting “SLAYER” on your neighbor’s fence. It’s said “SLAY” for years now. 160MG of natural caffeine No artificial sweeteners or colors Acai pomegranate flavored with other natural flavors Certified USDA Organic Non-GMO, Vegan, and Gluten Free All DRINK WEIRD cans are made from infinitely-recyclable aluminum. Give a poop. Don’t pollute. Each can features original art by Michael Sieben, whose mustache is just drawn on with a Sharpie marker. Don’t mention it. Don’t make things WEIRD. DRINK WEIRD is independently owned and operated. If you want to support a massive corporation, keep shopping, homie. It’s been said that every time you drink a can of WEIRD YERBA, a baby on the planet speaks its first word, which is usually “Bruh.”

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AFMG's home made Vegan Marshmallow fluff in our fun 8oz jar!

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AFMG's home made Vegan Marshmallow fluff with layers of treats!

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